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A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and reports that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible" says the doctor, "show me what you mean."

So, she takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. Then she pushes her knee and screams, and pushes her ankle and screams and so on. Everywhere she touches, she screams.

The doctor says "You are not really a redhead, are you?"

"No" she says, "I'm really a blonde."

"I thought so," says the doctor, "your finger is broken."