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The Washington Post´s Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some recent winners:

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn´t get it.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (this one got extra credit)

Karmageddon: It´s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it´s like, serious bummer.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

And, the pick of the literature:

Ignoranus: A person who´s both stupid and an asshole.

Peccadildo: A small sex toy and hence, figuratively, any commodity for which there is not a ready market.

Dialtribe: A telephone call of vigorous complaint;