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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free drink if he
would show him something truly amazing...

"Sure" agreed the bartender "if you really wow me."

So the man opens a paper bag he brought in and opens it up. He pulls out a little
piano. Then he pulls out a little man and the man starts playing the piano.

"Wow," says the bartender pouring the man a drink, "

How´d you get that guy?"

" I got a genie," says the man, "You wanna try it, he only gives one
wish."

The bartender agrees and the man pulls a lamp out of the bag and hands it to the
bartender. The bartender rubs the lamp and out pops a genie and offers the bartender 1
wish.

" I wish for a million bucks" -- and the bar is immediately filled with
geese. "I said a million bucks, not ducks. What, is this genie deaf?"

The guy replies, " Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?"´