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Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS?

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

Dont piss me off! Im running out of places to hide the bodies.

Save your breath. . .Youll need it to blow up your date!

All men are animals, some just make better pets.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Smile, its the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Be nice to kids. . .They will pick out your nursing home.

 

and the #1 bumper sticker of the week. . .

Honk if you want to see my finger!